happy valentine's day!!!

sa mga nakahanap na ng date, naghahanap pa ng date at nagpapahanap pa sa date....

ADVANCED HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

**** stuff from the net (for fun=D)

Jokes on Men:

1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
   "What Men Know About Women"
   
   
2. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
   Bonds mature
   
   
3. How do you save a man from drowning?
   Take your foot off his head
   
   
4. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
   They're both empty from the neck up
   
   
5. How can you tell if a man is happy?
   Who cares
   
   
6. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
   We don't know... it has never happened
   
   
7. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
   Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
   
   
8. What's the difference between a man and E.T?
   E.T. phoned home
   
   
9. What does a man consider a seven course meal?
   A hot dog and a six pack of beer
   
   
10. What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted !
    
    
11. What did God say after he created man?
    I can do better
    
    
12. What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
    1. No mind 2. No business
    
    
13. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
    A tourist
    
    
14. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
    He bronzed it
    
    
15. How do men sort their laundry?
    "Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable"
    
    
16. Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
    
    
17. Why did God create man?
    He needed to practice
    
    
18. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
    When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions

The Rules by which females are governed :-)

1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.
   
   
2. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.
   
   
3. No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
   
   
4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
   
   
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
   
   
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
   
   
7. The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.
   
   
8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
   
   
9. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
   
   
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
    
    
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
    
    
12. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
    
    
13. The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.
    
    
14. The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!
    
    
15. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
    
    
16. The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.
    
    
17. The MALE must be ready at ALL times