Hindi ito gaanong related sa Inday at Dodong ng Illumina ha.
Pero puwede niyo ring i-imagine na sila ang nagsasalita ng mga phrases na ito habang binabasa niyo. Waaa.. animated kung baga.
Joke lang.
O sige, have fun.
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Pamatay si Inday ;)
1) I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
2) Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.
3) The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.
4) Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
5) "It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"
- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.
6) Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed)
7) Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.
8) Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
9) "To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied."
- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate. (law grad ba si Inday?)
10) Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and Malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's Perception of our profession..
- c inday, tumatangging nakikipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay.
11) "The nerve impulses from the stomach of the human body were received by the brain. The brain interpreted that the digestive system of the corresponding human is lacking substances to be burnt down by its hydrochloric acid therefore sending neurons to the eyes making it emit tears.
- sagot ni inday kung bakit umiiyak ang baby.. ü
12) "Ideas have an end my friend.. Ideas die, but 'people'revive then again. Only 'people' who have the power 'to change the world' can summon ideas once again..
- inday kachika c ederlyn. =p
13) The statute restricts me to love you but you have d provocation. . The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!
- ganito nakipagbreak si inday kay dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)
14) "Sh*t inday! Can you shut up? You've grown to become an all knowing b*tch!!!"
- sabi ng guard na ex at kapitbahay ni inday.
15) "Bloody hell!!! What the F did just land on my cutie top? I mean I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"
- reacton ni inday ng natalsikan ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia.
16) How do I stop falling for someone?
How do I defy the pull of gravity?
Can I just flee?
Flee before I hit the ground and suffer the pain?
And tell myself:
"Why do I choose to fall in the first place, when I know from the start,
That someone's never gonna be there to catch me anyway?..."
- tanong ni inday sa sarili ng mainlove sa amo nia.
17) "I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should have made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance."
- si inday nageemote sa may bintana habang iniisip ang bf niang c dodong.
18) "Because the allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the rxn site and there's a sudden release of chemotaxis and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substances results to incomplete circulation to the site, thus promoting redness...."
- si inday, nagplaiwanag ke ma'am bakit nagkarashes c junior.
19) "intense heat affected the conductor, which is steel, causing the 'oriza sativa' to change its State of color, odor as well as flavor."
- sagot ni inday ng tanungin ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.
20) "Accueillir au Pays. J'espére que vous apprécierez votre séjour. Mme vous attend dans la maison Davao. et j'ai été demandé de vous prélever ici dans l'aéroport. Il y a n'importe que vous quoi voulez avant que nuos pouvons sois allé au cintre vous a fait manga déja ?"
- c inday ng sinundo ang French na kaibigan ng amo sa airport.. :D
1) I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
2) Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.
3) The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.
4) Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
5) "It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"
- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.
6) Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed)
7) Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.
8) Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
9) "To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied."
- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate. (law grad ba si Inday?)
10) Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and Malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's Perception of our profession..
- c inday, tumatangging nakikipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay.
11) "The nerve impulses from the stomach of the human body were received by the brain. The brain interpreted that the digestive system of the corresponding human is lacking substances to be burnt down by its hydrochloric acid therefore sending neurons to the eyes making it emit tears.
- sagot ni inday kung bakit umiiyak ang baby.. ü
12) "Ideas have an end my friend.. Ideas die, but 'people'revive then again. Only 'people' who have the power 'to change the world' can summon ideas once again..
- inday kachika c ederlyn. =p
13) The statute restricts me to love you but you have d provocation. . The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!
- ganito nakipagbreak si inday kay dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)
14) "Sh*t inday! Can you shut up? You've grown to become an all knowing b*tch!!!"
- sabi ng guard na ex at kapitbahay ni inday.
15) "Bloody hell!!! What the F did just land on my cutie top? I mean I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"
- reacton ni inday ng natalsikan ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia.
16) How do I stop falling for someone?
How do I defy the pull of gravity?
Can I just flee?
Flee before I hit the ground and suffer the pain?
And tell myself:
"Why do I choose to fall in the first place, when I know from the start,
That someone's never gonna be there to catch me anyway?..."
- tanong ni inday sa sarili ng mainlove sa amo nia.
17) "I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should have made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance."
- si inday nageemote sa may bintana habang iniisip ang bf niang c dodong.
18) "Because the allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the rxn site and there's a sudden release of chemotaxis and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substances results to incomplete circulation to the site, thus promoting redness...."
- si inday, nagplaiwanag ke ma'am bakit nagkarashes c junior.
19) "intense heat affected the conductor, which is steel, causing the 'oriza sativa' to change its State of color, odor as well as flavor."
- sagot ni inday ng tanungin ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.
20) "Accueillir au Pays. J'espére que vous apprécierez votre séjour. Mme vous attend dans la maison Davao. et j'ai été demandé de vous prélever ici dans l'aéroport. Il y a n'importe que vous quoi voulez avant que nuos pouvons sois allé au cintre vous a fait manga déja ?"
- c inday ng sinundo ang French na kaibigan ng amo sa airport.. :D
2 comments:
peborit ko yung french. LOL
PUWEDE BANG IBALIK NA YUNG TAGBOARD TAL?
kasi ang hirap magcomment sa entries.
mas ok sana talaga kung may tagboard. as in!
most of illumina people don't have blogger accts.
mas masaya yung tagboard. sige na!
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